majjoe

A variation on the derogatory term maggot, pronounced with a French accent. Used to describe a person of unsavoury or disreputable character.

I have just come to realise that Alan Didak is a complete majjoe.

by Roy's Tours July 26, 2006

Major Cake

A term made popular by Local, Unsigned, NC Rap Group AP Boyz, It meaning is A lot of money, or Major Money (Cake)

"Man We Gettin Major Cake" "Dem Boys gettin Major Cake"

by APBoyzallday October 9, 2008

Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead

Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!

by Totally not D. Vegan May 4, 2020

English major

Defined as "trash that doesn't get you a job" by non-English majors

Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh

by I AM SARCASM January 3, 2021

manjob

When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.

If Clara would just give me a manjob, I would probably marry her.

by Impossibility December 26, 2006

major lazer

1. to perform the actions seen in the major lazer video pon de floor
2. to thrust one's body against someone else repeatedly and at many different angles

He picked her up and major lazered her on the table.

Did you see him jump off the ladder and major lazer her.

I'm going to major lazer you at the club next week.

by gEtiTgUUd October 20, 2009

major shake

The poor impersonator of Master Shake from ATHF,created by the evil plutonians.

Quotes
"Yay,donating blood"
"Could you tell by the hairy boosom growing on my back?"

by Rich September 11, 2004