flesh maiden

Its a word I made up after I heard the song Make Me Bad by KoRn ANF I thought he was saying Flesh Maiden.

Make Me Bad by KoRn starts to play on radio*

Toby (Me): Oh hey thats KoRn! And is he saying Flesh Maiden?

by Toby. :D September 25, 2021

Ironin' Maidens

A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

by Veronica Vermillion February 7, 2010

Iron Maiden

The BEST band to ever exist. God's favorite band is Iron Maiden

dude 1: Hey man, wanna listen to some Iron Maiden?
dude 2: FUCK YEAH!!! IRON MAIDEN IS THE MOST KICKASS BAND TO EXIST!!

by brettecusmaximus August 13, 2023

maiden less

A phrase that was said in the new hit game Elden Ring. said by a strange man and is most likely to telling u that you got no bitches.

guy1:im sorry sir but u are maiden less
guy2:what dose that mean?
guy1:it means u got no bitches sir.

by poerihfbriuovhroc March 4, 2022

No maidens

Severe lack of female companions

No maidens???

by lambyboi May 9, 2022

Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 20, 2023

Rubber Maiden

Mrs. Incredible wrapping her entire body around an individual and proceeding to Taco Bell fart for twenty straight minutes.

Did you see that new rubber maiden video?

by Bagels82 September 9, 2025