A 4 foot skinny faggot who has ugly buck teeth horrible hair and the ugliest grin you’ll ever see he watches tik tok and can’t come up with a new original “joke” on his own he is also a middle schooler with a bunch gay tik tok obsessed losers that have a crush on him
by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022
Get the Maddenmug. A football videogame series that will guarantee that you throw your controller like kizer did against the packers in '17
by pussy rape September 28, 2018
Get the Madden[2013-now]mug. the best teacher on the planet. got me into standford, harvard, and more. he taught me to be a world class engineer! we get into the nitty gritty every day. very supportive, tells me to get into the nitty gritty. i thank him for getting me admitted into san Francisco state! the worlds greatest engineering teacher ever. and always, remember to clean up clean up everybody clean up
student 1: "do you have mr madden"
student 2: "yes, he's the best teacher ever! we love playing with toys in his class"
student 2: "yes, he's the best teacher ever! we love playing with toys in his class"
by mr madden #1 fan March 13, 2025
Get the mr maddenmug. John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?
Woman: No!
John: Why?
Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
Get the John Maddenmug. madden is a beautiful young woman with a fat ass and not flat. she has mad hoes. period. end of story.
madden is so hot
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by Love, your love August 8, 2024
Get the Caleb Joshua Maddenmug. Where your blowing out a girl from the back and your brother slaps a piece of cheese on her ass. You nut on the cheese and make the girl take a bite.
by DecibelDeitz June 1, 2020
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