The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.
Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022
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by Minipooper333 September 26, 2021
A long, drawn-out, disgustingly sweaty, borderline unhygienic sexual encounter that feels more like a test of endurance than an act of passion. Usually involves excessive body odor, questionable lubrication, and an overpowering musk that lingers in the sheets for days. Often results in deep regret, dehydration, and the need for multiple showers.
"I thought we were gonna have a hot night, but it turned into a full-on musty slog. I had to burn my sheets afterward."
by SirWubbs February 20, 2025