Musty flake

A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake”

Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.

by RealOG6ix9ine October 18, 2020

Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021

Musty Helicopter

A professional rocket league move, perfected by grandmaster Falsebro in season 6.

Lemme get some boost so I can hit that musty helicopter like Falsebro, bro.

by Pro Rocket League ANALyst April 13, 2022

musty london

When the boys tag team ya misso and all you can do is watch....

Poor Craig let the work lads give his Mrs the Musty London on the weekend....

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad February 13, 2022

musty cheeseburger

When you get on the school bus and it smells so bad you wanna throw up

Dude, it totally smells like musty cheeseburgers in here...

by That_white_gurl1234 May 18, 2016

musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 26, 2022

Musties

A stank ass person who is rude, uncouth and pure trash. They’re such a bad person their soul emits the smell of unwiped asshole, penis crust and boiled ass.

Damn, people act like pure MUSTIES during the holidays.

Have you met that dumb ass Eddie? He’s a MUSTY ass bitch.

by Fartrocket December 19, 2018