Have you met Noomi?
Noomi? who cares about her? haven't you met her way cooler sister Milo?
you're right! Noomi sucks!
Noomi? who cares about her? haven't you met her way cooler sister Milo?
you're right! Noomi sucks!
by Shumbledee May 2, 2020

milo is the cuntiest bitch you'll ever meet, very rude half of the time. would not make a good boyfriend at ALLLLL, bro would disagree with EVERYTHING you say. is too obsessed with cats but oh well. i hate milo.
by ROOFLLL January 21, 2024

Milos is a Serbian dude who gets a lot of girls. I mean a lot. He is also super tall and funny. If you meet a Milos, be friends with him!
Person 1: Did you see Milos today?
Person 2: He is rolling in girls! They are all over him!
Person 1: Wow! It's like he is drowning!
Person 2: He is rolling in girls! They are all over him!
Person 1: Wow! It's like he is drowning!
by derr6-789 June 11, 2022

Milo is the bestest person in the whole world. Everyone they meet instantly love them. Most of the time if someone is named Milo they’re either gay or a cat.
by Milo’s bf July 15, 2023

Milo is a player. If you ever get stuck with him, don’t be hypnotized by his hot smile or magnetic personality. He will play you because he is still obsessed with the same girl.
Girl 1: “Omg! Look at that handsome beast over there? Who is he?
Girl 2: “Oh. That’s milo. He’s fucked about 100 girls then ghosted them. I say stay away.
Girl 2: “Oh. That’s milo. He’s fucked about 100 girls then ghosted them. I say stay away.
by Hotgirl6869 November 22, 2021

Milo is so cool
by Ed-You-Swivel Ed-You-Swivel November 18, 2019

-Complaining due to a lack of understanding of a joke or not being invited to the function.
-Making the single most toxic apology known to man which isn’t even an apology and is just attacking everyone.
-Lying about self improvement for sympathy points before retiring to the status quo.
-Posting triggering jokes intentionally to garner attention and then throwing a whole ass fucking tantrum when you get what you want.
-Making the single most toxic apology known to man which isn’t even an apology and is just attacking everyone.
-Lying about self improvement for sympathy points before retiring to the status quo.
-Posting triggering jokes intentionally to garner attention and then throwing a whole ass fucking tantrum when you get what you want.
by EnVallion July 15, 2023
