the millennial way

emma: we can solve the no premarital relations thing the millennial way!
natalie: LETS GET IT ON
by localcarpetkiller July 09, 2021
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Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy
It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?
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Millennial boomer

A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.
Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.
by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023
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Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.
They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.
by mah2220 May 01, 2022
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Millennialing

Behaving like an individual who avoids the behaviours expected of a responsible and mature adult. Sarcastically used by adults regarding behaviours (or lack thereof) demonstrating a lack of maturity by millennial's who sarcastically use adulting to validate moments of maturation.
I had smashed avo for breakfast this morning, there goes my home loan deposit #millennialing

I had bills and assignments due this week but millennialing is setting me free
by Redav May 11, 2018
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Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 04, 2023
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Millennial Brainrot

A tragic digital condition in which a millennial’s sense of humor, creativity, and critical thinking slowly decay due to prolonged exposure to low-effort, painfully relatable, nostalgia-bait content. Often triggered by watching 30-minute reaction videos, BuzzFeed-era skits, or “adulting is hard” jokes for the 800th time.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
Bro’s out here watching another ‘relatable skit’ about hating Mondays. Full-on millennial brainrot
by NatTheLood May 03, 2025
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