MILF Pick

The very last pick in Little League Baseball draft. Usually plays right field and would NEVER be chosen by any coach who has not observed that his Mom is a MILF. Only redeeming quality: his Mom will do anything to keep him from doing pine time (sitting the bench).

Coach 1- GADZ- that fielder of yours couldn't catch a cold...much less a pop up or a line drive. He must have some hidden talent.
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?

by MiMimmmmmm May 24, 2010

MILF

Man I Love Fishing

I caught this huge one the other day!!! ...MILF

by wranglerwang April 14, 2011

Milfer

Milfer is that who watch most milf videos on adult sites who like to watch milf video and who like women like as milf

I am a milfer

Are you milfer

by Whitewdow September 29, 2021

MILF

Mother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

The mother can be any age, as long as they've given birth and popped that thing out of their vagina and still remain hot as hell and a devil in bed, why the hell not?

1. My friend's mom is a milf, did you see that halter top she was wearing? I don't care if she's 40.

2. Tsuji Nozomi from Morning Musume suddenly transformed into a milf.

by gaylittleboys June 4, 2009

MILF Shake

The ejaculate into an orifice of a MILF and continue to vigously penetrate until the ejaculate becomes frothy.

Hey, remember when I spent the night at your house last night? I woke up early and had sex with your mom. I gave her a MILF Shake. Pretty wild huh?

by 1337Noodles May 7, 2007

Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969

Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!

by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017

milfinator

A younger man who loves to have sex with MILFS and/or MILFS find that particular man very attractive.

dude, you are the MILFINATOR!

by MAXIMVS April 22, 2003