midshit

A dickriding vertically-challanged stalker who roams the depths of western Cranston, leeching information from his elders and contridicting himself.

Midshit: HEY SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lare: Damn, that kid is such a midshit.

by Lare Short May 5, 2004

mida

Guida (See def.)

shit,joe banach is mida

by Mida Man TT April 9, 2003

MIDS

Mother I'd like to Dirty Sanchez

Dude, she's a real hot milf. Come to think of it she a MIDS.

by Evan Marz March 29, 2010

A Midsummer Night's Dream

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009

MIBAS

Acronym for 'Mysterious Inch Between Ass and Scrotum' also known as a wordchoad/word.

by Hagrid April 21, 2003

Lay Some Midstream

A term used primarily by pipe swingers in the oil and gas industry to describe laying pipe in hard bodies

I laid some serious midstream on some weathered talent and her roomate last night.

Did you lay some midstream last night on that girl from the bar?

by tbiddy87 July 7, 2010

midshipman

The act of taking a dump in a urinal.

I really had to blast one out, but all of the stalls were occupied, so I had to drop a midshipman.

by Brichard Schuemacher November 14, 2005