Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010

Michael

Cool guy

Michael gets all the butches

by Imnotgay2477379 April 19, 2018

Michael

Michaels are the most genuine, caring, funny people you’ll ever meet. He tends to not realize how much beauty and potential he has, always putting others before himself even when he shouldn’t. Michaels can seem brave and cocky but are really sensitive and insecure people. He’s very funny and can bring a smile to your face with a simple “Hi,”. If you find a Michael, you’ll never want to let him go. He might say he’s an ass but deep down you know he’s just about the kindest guy you’ve met.

Person A: “Michael’s my main bitch, best friend I could ever have.”
Person B: “I know right, who couldn’t love Michael?”

by willdieformyfriends September 30, 2019

Michael

Michael is an extremely intelligent person. He always scores perfectly on tests and does very well in school. He only interacts with the people who are mentally at his level.

Michael is amazing at academics.

by A-AverageKid December 5, 2017

Michael

Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael

by Sassygirl7 April 3, 2019

Michael

A Nigga be like cute and hot

Woah that michael is really black

by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019

Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need

Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with

by Lil big mike January 13, 2020