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McDonalds

A corpse that has been made into a burger. The fries are from there penis.
The buns are there asscheeks and the
blood is ketchup.
by My name? July 26, 2003
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McDonalds' Hat

An empty wallet. Having no money. Often used when gambling or to describe a big loss.
Ed: Let's go play some blackjack...

John: I can't dude, I've got a McDonalds' hat after that last video poker session.
by dillpixel February 20, 2010
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Mcdonald's

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.
McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.
by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004
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McDonalds Friday

McDonalds friday is the day on which students have 3 hours between lessons with nothing to do, so they take a trip to McDonalds. A trip to Tescos usually follows and while at tescos there is a possibility of being kicked out after certain games are played.
"Hey man, you coming McDonalds tomorrow?"

"I dunno, I don't have enough money"

"But it's McDonalds friday!!"

"Oh then I'll come!"

What day is it tomorrow? MCDONALDS FRIDAY!!!
by Tictacman2k11 January 25, 2011
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McDonalds

A 100% comercial capitalist organisation that sells people crap instead of food. People still buy it, though, because they're stupid and want to play with the little and useless toys they give with happy meals. Actually, it's a hidden alien organisation that wants to take over the world, and it seems to be doing very well at it.
by Nat July 28, 2003
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McDonald's

Just read the book 'Chew On This' and your question is answered.
John: "Want to go to McDonald's?"
Serena: "No"
John: "Why"?
Serena: *hands John book 'Chew On This'* "That's why".
John: "What's this"?
Serena: "The most important book you will ever read."
by Jewel-Leeana February 9, 2009
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mcdonalds

McDonalds is the place to rock. It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat. It is a good place to listen to the music. People flock here to get down to the rock music. McDonalds will make you fat. They serve Big Macs. They serve Quarter-Pounders. They will put pounds on you. McDonalds hamburgers are the worst. They are worse than Burger King. A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat. A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat.
Rock and Roll McDonalds
by Jabsco December 24, 2008
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