Slippery Git Mat

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable
by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004
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Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.
I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.
by TomH January 13, 2008
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THE TEE TEE MAT

The floor mat your boyfriend has in front of his toilet. When he tee tees, it splashes everywhere and the tee tee mat catches it.
When Booch takes a midnight poop, she holds her feet out straight to avoid the tee tee mat.
by The Real Booch May 21, 2022
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beer mat notes

beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."
by Krkič May 18, 2020
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Mom-dro-mat

What you call your mom's house when thats the only place you go to wash your clothes because it's free.

Comes from the name Laundromat. Since it's you mom's house you call it Mom-dro-mat.

Can also be called Dad-dro-mat. If you go to your Dad's house.
Friend: Look at this huge pile of dirty clothes when are you going to wash.

You: I will when I get a chance.

Friend: When you get a chance? There is a laundromat right down the street.

You: No way I not paying to wash my clothes I go to my Mom's house.

Friend: Oh yeah the good ole Mom-dro-mat
by Deezo88 April 21, 2011
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chinese milk mat

A sony camera bag + alpura milk milk + yoga mat
My mothers anal cushion chinese milk mat?
by stevensexattack May 05, 2008
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Frank-n-Mat

two fucking kid who sit around all day and look for weed and feind out for crystal when they have no weed. they look on msn for random kids to rip off for weed or money and then spend it all on weed. they sumtimes go to the extent of robbing 2 gay people for 230$ on a weekend. They are 2 rip off stoners who have no lives.Frank-n-Mat
My Life to an Exact Definition. Frank-n-Mat
by Frank Kirkman August 24, 2006
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