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Sandwich, Massachussetts

A town on Cape Cod thats named Sandwich for some reason
Massachussetts Man #1: Aye bro where do you reside

Massachussetts Man #2: Sandwich, Massachussetts

Massachussetts Man #1: huh

Massachussetts Man #2: SANDWICH, MASSACHUSSETTS
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Sassachusetts

adjective; informal

Abundance of attitude and/or sass. Impertinent, inappropriate/ out of place timings/actions/remarks. Unseemly intrusion into what does not concern one, or a presumptuous rudeness, an impertinent interruption, question, manner toward a superior.
Sharon: " ... that's what your Mom said, you old hag!"

Neighbor: "My Goodness Sharon- hello to you too! Haven't you grown up to be quite the Ms. Sassachusetts?!"
by WidowWhisper September 1, 2018
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Massachoosetts

A New England state where everyone sneezes a lot, especially during chillier months.
I tend to be extra-susceptible to airborne-contagions from fellow humans, so I avoid visiting Massachoosetts whenever possible.
by QuacksO October 6, 2018
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Massachewsetts

Da New England state where Violet Beauregarde came from; kids elsewhere in the state have begun to emulate her disgusting chicle-chomping habit.
I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
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Myassachusets

Noun; Massachusetts but "my ass". Used to describe state of Massachusetts in an unfavorable way.
Migirl: Hi,how have you been lately my lovely?

Juju: I just moved to Myassachusets and lost all money in a day!
Migirl: How did that happen?
Juju: There was a person that told me if he doesn't land same side twice in 3 coin flips, I would win a million dollars, and I lost!

Migirl: Myassachusets!
by ra tsa tsa July 12, 2021
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Jassachusetts

Known for his absolute power over men and women 🦖
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Jassachusetts: 🗿
by Onion Eater 😉 January 27, 2024
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Messachussetts

Refers to the Massachussetts criminal justice system, specifically corruption, Norfolk County's DA Morrissey, and the Massachussetts State Police (MSP).

The term gained popularity during the first and second controversial Karen Read trials, after evidence suggested the MSP and Canton Police Department may have planted evidence and engaged in a cover-up. Other messy law enforcement scandals, such as the Sandra Birchmore case and the MSP commercial driver license scandal added to the popular use of the word in the True Crime universe.
We all have the right to a fair trial, but she was charged in Messachussetts - good luck getting a fair trial there!
by That Redhedd January 1, 2026
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