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MajorIsNotReal

A literal god who is never to be fucked with
Dude: Hey did you see what happened to MajorIsNotReal? He got hit by a car
Girl: Eh he is probably okay, I mean, he is a god after all haha
by eat theFoodonyoplate January 3, 2022
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magrid

The state in which someone has been hagrified (hagrid transformed), also known as: the trump supporting version, harry potter’s hagrid
You’re a wizard, Harry!”
“Don’t be silly! You’re Magrid, not our series’ Hagrid!”
by qunny January 6, 2022
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madoriskitten

A concerning person who sends concerning things to people such as very dumb concerning tiktoks (love you mail)
Person 1: omg madoriskitten sent me a tt
Person 2: I wouldn’t watch that if I were you it’s probably very concerning
by Just a secret admirer April 15, 2022
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Maariyiah

Maariyiahs are gorgeous people and usually are your favourite person in the world. They enjoy video games, and mobile devices. Usually don't enjoy physical activities.
She's my favourite person and she's pretty she's definitely a Maariyiah
by Zuzana<3 May 4, 2022
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Madriz

The center of the universe (see Madrid es el centro del universo by El Gavira), the only city in Spain apart from Madrid. A city that became magical due to the elevated pollution what makes dreams come true. It is well known for its beaches (see Madrid Beach: Valencia), chocolate con churros and the world famous chotis. The only place in the world were you can find Isabel Díaz Ayuso (aka Ayuso-dominatrix) having caracoles and caña de mahou in the bar.
Pichi 1: Hey trunk! im so much horny about callos madrileños
Pichi 2: Yeah bro, it would rent a lot to be in Madriz rn.
by GatoLopez September 2, 2022
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Maarij

If you ever meet a maarij, KEEP HER
she is the most funny, caring and hottest girl you will ever meet. She may act mean but a Maarij is always so nice no matter what. Dont upset or do anything to make her overthink, otherwise she will distance herself from you if she feels that shes not wanted. A maarij is the best girl you could ever have, from looks to personality, shes a 10/10.
"Maarij is so leng im gonna ask her out"
"hahahahahhahaha ur gonna get rejected bro"
by SaultyDolphin1 March 8, 2023
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Jasmine Madril-Gonzales

She is very nice when she wants too. But when you are mean to her your ass is grass. She is nice to her friends but if her friends are mean to her there ass is grass.
Do not mess with Jasmine Madril-Gonzales?
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