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Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
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Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
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Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
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Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014
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Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.
by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023
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Deep In Long Island

A word people be using to describe a place that is very far out and isolated from The City (NYC) in Long Island
Person 1: Yo you know where I can go to get that?
Person 2: Nah you gotta go deep in long island for that
Person 1: I'm not going that far
by dictionaryman97272 March 27, 2022
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long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.
Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.
by Little stumpy January 14, 2020
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