Landin

A fat nigga
Will drink all you chocolate milk to he is drinking his own piss his birthday is usually Nov 28 if it is he has 3 brothers and he loves basketball

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by Hehehehwhehefufowoek June 11, 2019

Emergency Landing

1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.

I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!

by J-Rod188 November 8, 2008

orange ladies

a form of ecstasy...usually the most effective compared to pink elephants.

"i took some orange ladies and i couldn't stop dancing the whole night"

by PlastiqueElastica February 17, 2008

indian landing boat club (ilbc)

ILBC is the best place ever! Everyone there is like family, so so close. It's a club on a river, a beautiful setting. theres a pool, basketball court, clubhouse, tennis courts, canoeing, floating dock, islands to swim to...clay mountain. Such the best place to spend your summer. Everyones always down there, we refer to it as our second home. WE LOVE ILBC! <33

indian landing boat club (ilbc) is my life!

name here: hey are you going to ILBC today?
other name here: duh its the best place ever

<3

by wachoochie September 14, 2006

Blue Ladies

Possibly the best type of tab out there. it is blue, with an imprintation of a naked lady on the top. Blue ladies really fuck you up. only take one or you might OD

others include:
orange mario mushrooms
orange buddahs
purple crowns
pink doves
green guns
white playboys
dirty bunnies

etc, etc

Girl: Man i'm gettin some blue ladies tonight!

Guy: rreeaaallllyyy ;)

by stewwy stuaart February 22, 2009

Landing Strip

The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.

No man, she does not shave but she does have a nice little landing strip.

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

what the ladies want

1. A technical term that basically says that women want men who are sensetive to theri needs and will respect them for who they are.
2.Asshole guys that just care about getting into their pants and dump them like use tampons after getting what they want.

Ivan: Dude, I hate that shithead!
Gennady:But he's everything women want...
Ivan: I know!

by Not so super Dj Gennady January 8, 2003