Lan

Usually a girl, with strong ambition but lacks in love. She very nice but would take your man anytime. She a ride or die friend, and Lan are so gorgeous

“bro have you seen Lan?? She such a good friend”

by Angela Pham November 22, 2021

the lan

basically, the teach think im learning but im actually watching the lan (John Nolan)
Basically means you're watching The Rookie in class instead paying attention to the teacher.

"Teach think I'm watching but me and my friends all watching the lan.

by BOOZOOS GHOSTS September 30, 2025

Pudi lan

Pussy dick

Extreme shock or discomfort

Oh pudi lan theres a nigga in front of me

by Lifesupportmachine69 January 27, 2023

Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.

Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."

by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019

lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022

Lan demon

A Consistent esports player that refuses to drop maps or carries their team out of a minor pro league

We lost every map cause of there anchor what a lan demon

by Ieatgreencrayons March 30, 2023

King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.

All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!

by LePost James May 10, 2023