lamp bender

A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.

So what happened at the party?

Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL

OMG! she is such a lamp bender...

by ??? =P November 26, 2005

the midnight lamp

To smoke very high quality marijuana, Vermont homegrown is the best. Use this term only with your closest friends.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Robin: Not a lot, wanna hang?

Dan: Yeah, let's burn the Midnight Lamp, then go exploring.

Robin: Awesome.

by Kep Chyles November 8, 2006

Lamp Fuck

Some one who you would normally avoid but since your in Lampeter, you fuck them... And then feel the need to justify it to yourself...

Also, keeps you off the sheep.

I'd never normally have fucked her/him, but I reckon she's/he's a legitimate Lamp Fuck

by Orlox1 January 10, 2011

Lamp shade

When a chick has extreme amount of skin covering her clit

Look at some porn i dunno!

by ALyssa May 13, 2005

penis lamp

a dick that glows in the dark

she gave me a blow job last night in the dark because i had a penis lamp

by joecalhoun March 13, 2010

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Skeletal Lamping

Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.

We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.

by Alice McBatman September 17, 2010