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llamathrust

verb
1) to penetrate in intercourse with a half-erect, half-flaccid penis.
2) to half-ass something, and do a half crappy job.
1) Girlfriend to friend: "he was so drunk last night, he llamathrusted me for 2 minutes and then passed out."
2) I llamathrusted my day through work, probably only working for 2 real hours.
by walruswords November 1, 2015
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llama

Phonetic ebonic predecessor of "n00b" or "noob": lamer, lamah, lammah

When slang on the Internet was influenced by ebonics to change "er" endings of words to an "ah" sound. The popular insult "lamer" became "lamah," which is both awkward looking and phonetically pre-existing in English as "llama." This practice of phonetic substitution would later peak as a fad by bastardizing the moment when two humans pronounce their undying bond for one another with simply "Olive Juice."

Synonym: newb or n00b
Antonym: elite, l33t

Derogatory term to indicate limited cunning or wit in a given topic, typically technological.

Noun. "llama, llamas"

- A lame person or thing in cyber/leetspeak.

- There are those who are leet, and there are llamas.
Adjective: "llama"

- Lame. This club is llama.
Verb

- Not used: "Chad has become llama" would be spoken only by a llama.
***now chatting in #momsemuroms***
*leechgzplz disconnected: <timeout exceeded: 3000s>*
haqeur: u ph34r us yet, eric?
h0m3br3w: just Ddos'd that llama w regular /ping on dial-up

"Winamp, it really whips the llama's ass"
by midinerd October 2, 2016
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llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
llama song by twaniz
by llama goddess December 17, 2015
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llamatron

A fictious creature: a mechanised llama. Robotic limbs with a Stephen Hawking like tone but it does nothing but chew cud and eep strangly.

Also a game for the spectrum.
The llamatron grins with wide eyes and a devilish grin!
by Simon Johnson February 1, 2004
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Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".
A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.
by D4N13L February 12, 2007
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Llama's cock

Pink dress, Pink Skirt, Hott tangy salsa, johan
A girl was wearing a llama's cock
by erdrtfyguhjk March 21, 2008
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llama butt face

A phrase most commonly used by 3rd graders to insult someone they hate. Older children, such as middle schoolers, use it as a joke rather than as a rude insult.
3rd Grade:
person 1) Ha Ha! You Fell!
Person 2) You're a llama butt face!

Middle Schoolers: (this consists of 4 children, Brianna, Abby, Julie and Nain)

Nain(smiling): (points to Brianna)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Julie) Face!

Nain (smiling): (points to Julie)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Brianna) Face!

Abby: Hey, how come I'm always Butt?

Everyone: Laff! Giggle! Chuckle! Chortle! Snort!
by Purple be awsum :D March 14, 2011
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