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You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.
X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”
by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025
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Don't fucking listen to them

Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.
Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2025
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AYE, LISTEN YEAH

british gen z's slang to get someones attention. usually followed by a threat/insult
AYE, LISTEN YEAH! GIVE ME THAT RULER RIIIIIGHT NOW fam OR ILL bust ya up
by trec~ccst April 6, 2019
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Listening to my adiction

When you have a fav artist you listen to all the time. Any chance you get.
Person 1: whats up
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay
by Giggly stripes July 6, 2011
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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun
1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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