Put some lipstick on it

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
by Freezod April 26, 2012
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ruby red lipstick

Having sex with a woman on her period then sliding it in her mouth, leaving menstral blood...
My girl was on the rag so I gave her some ruby red lipstick
by Jason Truink March 30, 2008
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French lipstick

The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.
I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.
by fluffy monsters February 11, 2012
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Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.
by Mysterywriter September 11, 2008
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New Jersey Lipstick

Dude my girl is on the rag, but last night I had this urge for some New Jersey lipstick.
by toosdee July 13, 2010
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Last Minute Lipstick

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period and then having her give you head with blood all over your C**k
I had me a little last minute lipstick action with this girl last night it was special.
by Djloki59 February 25, 2006
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lipstick on a fascist pig

In politics, the use of lies, spin, compelling personal narratives, and other forms of propaganda to distract and mislead the voting public so that it may be manipulated into giving consent to violations of its own rights and interests by the perpetrating parties.
The candidate blathered on and on about the glory of his high school football days--clearly just more lipstick on a fascist pig.
by Del Griffith September 11, 2008
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