Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

Give me a red lipstick

Common Lesbian slang used to discreetly ask someone to kiss you.

"Hey, you gonna give me a red lipstick after this?"
"Yeah, you deserve it"

by Thegayestofgnames March 24, 2021

ruby red lipstick

Having sex with a woman on her period then sliding it in her mouth, leaving menstral blood...

My girl was on the rag so I gave her some ruby red lipstick

by Jason Truink March 29, 2008

Same Pig, New Lipstick

A government that abominates policies of a previous administration while practicing those policies themselves, subtly or directly.
- referring to the "pig with lipstick" jokes about Sarah Palin.

Voter A: Our governor promised he'd cut the housing taxes, but he's just doing what the last guy did - raise 'em like hell!

Voter B: What can you do? Same pig, new lipstick.

by Crazy Nerd November 19, 2009

Gas Lipstick

He is one of the nicest guyz you will ever meet. He is the drummer from a funnish band called HIM (His Infernal Majesty). He's super huggable!!!! He's got the beat behind the band.

Gas Lipstick

by Liz Glass May 23, 2004

Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

applying lipstick

when someone prostitutes themselves in a school bathroom during their lunch period.

so how was applying lipstick?

by muffinjoeylexington May 6, 2011