I could care less

"I could care less" reminds the listener of your human compassion as an American. You are essentially telling him or her, "as you can tell from my clearly stated opinion, I do not care very much at all about this subject I am referring to. However, let us never forget that--if I wanted to--I could care even less." As we are sometimes prone to speak in hyperbole, e.g. "people who park crooked like that should be disembowelled and set on fire" (when a jail term would obviously suffice, given the spectre of rape), "I could care less" is an institutional phrase that compels us to remember our power must be tempered with mercy, which is expressed in the form of restrained indifference. Just as there is no real limit to justice/revenge beyond the constructs of liberal rhetoric, apathy is an abyss that must be skirted prudently. Without care, one could, without realizing it, become so indifferent to a subject that he or she neglects to even opine about it. On a large scale, this would threaten the core dynamic of what it is to be American: the unstoppable force of limitless guidance checked only by the immovable object of absolute unreceptivity to the guidance of others. "I could care less" is an enshrinement of self-discipline.

"I could care less but will not, for to care any less would render this subject unworthy of my spoken opinion."
--George Washington

by Stormy McCloud December 18, 2012

Ball-less

Drew Hill

When someone doesn't have the balls to do something they are ball-less

by lskfaijdg;oai June 25, 2009

for less

phony or false

he is for less, doing all of that lying

by George Courtney February 23, 2004

The Dope-less Ho-mantic

One Un-romantic chick who will do anything for dope.

Leave her be, she's called the dope-less ho-mantic!

by gravy111 December 1, 2010

ass less

basily some one with no ass.

That white girl is ass less.

by shaun Ha. October 28, 2006

ball-less

lacking balls. not yet hit puberty. see "matt"

he's so ball-less he can't even take rejection well. what a loser.

by anonymous February 22, 2004

I less than three you <3

It was a joke I started towards the "emo" kids in school. They put <3 signs on everything they can get their grimy little hands on. I started using it on myspace.com and now every emo kid in school has it written on every bathroom stall in the school.

I don't love you, or heart you, I less than three you <3

by Faye May 2, 2005