Bitch Lag

The time span in a woman's cycle between the point where she is actually a bitch and the point she realizes that she is a bitch.

I'm currently in the dog house until Lleona realizes bitch lag has passed.

by SkankyClam August 19, 2016

Het lag

When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not

Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.

by Karma Wolffe May 29, 2020

farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

by aks621 September 25, 2009

Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.

Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag

by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013

Concert-lag

When you get home from a concert so late, you feel as if you’ve entered a different time zone

Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.

by Wmln May 9, 2022

Bed Lag

The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.

I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.

by Little Buddy Diapers January 25, 2011

text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back

"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."

by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011