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Kismesis 

A Kismesis is the term used to describe deep, deep hatred for someone. This is the person that you could, and will likely, hate for all your life, no matter what they do. This, however, is a romantic hate, usually involving many hate-snogs and other violent, but romantic, acts such as that.
A perfect example is Spades Slick and SnOwman. They hate each other to a degree at which not achievable by most beings, and is the most powerful pairing of kismesis seen yet.
Kismesis by zingo47 August 6, 2011

kiss tourettes 

Random spasms of kissing.
Sara, you have kiss tourettes because you're writing a paper and all of a sudden you start kissing me!
kiss tourettes by z-kay May 29, 2011

Thigh-Kiss 

When your thighs are so meaty that they touch together effortlessly. Basically, the opposite of a thigh gap. Shout-out to all my males and females who have that thigh-kiss game! Mhmm, sexy.

Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"

Neck Kisses 

The super nice kisses but they happen on your neck. 10/10. Definitely will give you butterflies. Do this with caution, it will make you want more affection. This is similar to giving a hickey, but not stupid. They are quite wholesome and lovely. Would also recommend not biting your partner, that weird. So very weird.

Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.
"Yo, yesterday, I gave my girlfriend some neck kisses"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"
Neck Kisses by cuddlebug42o May 15, 2020

National Kiss Your Homies Day 

On the day of April 13th, it is customary to kiss your homies to show them you love them.
You: Ay fam, it’s National Kiss Your Homies Day.
Your Homie: Say less.
*You and your homie kiss to celebrate*
A small kiss, not quite a kiss, a tenth of one kiss.
I had to have ten kisslets before I felt like I had really had a kiss.
She gave me a tiny kisslet on my cheek and I was happy just because her soth lips had touched my skin.
Kisslet by Raph August 12, 2004