Kevin

A bitch

Quit being a Kevin

by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

kevin

a faggot with pointy nipples but only around men and that’s because he’s a gay nibba Exhibit A he had gay sex with brady in the bathroom during STAAR

Issa: look kevin’s nipples are hard again lmao
Ethan: LMAO NIGGA KEVIN

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2018

kevin

Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship

kevin sounds like a good guy

by love peoples July 26, 2020

Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay

Kevin is indeed homosexual

by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020

kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017