Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

Kevin

Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick

Kevin rides my dick

by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019

Kevin

The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries

Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*

by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.

Holy fuck! I can't stop shitting myself! Just call me Kevin!

by jstoru October 27, 2019

Kevin

The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.

FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.

by gay iguana January 29, 2020

Kevin

Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports

“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah”

by bigdickguy69420 November 21, 2018