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A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.
"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
mugGet the A fine kettle of fishmug.

Wit Kettle

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?
by ThatGuyThatBreathes June 11, 2019
mugGet the Wit Kettlemug.

Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
mugGet the Kettle Snipermug.

Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp
Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"
by Bibboberso April 30, 2024
mugGet the Kettlingmug.

kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle
IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀
by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022
mugGet the kettlingmug.

Leaky Kettle

Were you are in a Ket hole and unable to move to go to the bathroom
Frick me Adam was on some right stuff last night he ended up in a right leaky kettle
by Strawbes02 March 6, 2024
mugGet the Leaky Kettlemug.

kettle

she showed up with a new watch—was kettle for sure
by anonymous April 20, 2025
mugGet the kettlemug.

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