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mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.
by mike kaelin June 1, 2018
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The Kaitlin

Dipping your balls on a convertible toy car and taking them for a ride.
My balls were sweaty, so I busted the Kaitlin to dry them off.
by ScrewyLuie July 11, 2019
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Messy Kaitlin

A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.
The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
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Plastik Kælling

A danish slang word for a woman who undergo several cosmetic surgeries to follow a "Beauty Standard" but instead end up more ugly.

They are also often married to much older rich men.
Hun er også en plastik kælling!
by woober1236 January 13, 2026
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