Coming out as a pedophile.
Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
by MrMostaza September 16, 2009
Get the Come out of the kiddy closetmug. N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy
by Samsquanch 101 April 26, 2017
Get the whimpy kiddy baby whinermug. Aka. “Trent Powell”
A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.
Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.
Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.
Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.
Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?
Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
by Dingdongbingbong June 10, 2019
Get the Small dick kiddie fuckermug. A arcade machine that was used in retail & drug stores that showed Animated shorts from Walter Lantz ,TerryToons & other animated shorts from the 1940's & 1950's Children paid 25 cents & sat inside the machine to view 7 minute cartoons starring Woody Woodpecker,Mighty Mouse & other animated shorts.
When I was a kid, we went to the local Ben Franklin to shop & mom or grandma always gives me 25 cents for the kiddie coin-op cartoon theater to see cartoons while they shop.
by BruinKiller3469 July 14, 2009
Get the kiddie coin-op cartoon theatermug. by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009
Get the sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suitmug. When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left
Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.
by Ballsakless February 12, 2023
Get the Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie poolmug. When in the missionary position, before one releases in his lady he pulls out to release on her stomach and his little swimmers pool up in her belly button.
by Mynameisjames December 4, 2018
Get the Kiddy Poolmug.