Juggling Junkie

Juggling Junkie: A person who, despite being addicted to substances such as alcohol, ,or hard drugs, effectively manages to maintain their professional responsibilities and personal life. They can be anyone—from a nurse or a doctor to a teacher or a police officer anybody really—and they manage to juggle all aspects of life while keeping their addiction hidden. It’s a rare and complex phenomenon, reflecting both resilience and the challenges of addiction

Lee: You won't believe this, I met this nurse the other day bruv. She's stunning, really fit, but there's a catch—she’s got a serious drug habit.

Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?

Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.

Frank: Where does she live, bruv?

Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.

Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025

cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.

"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Behr July 4, 2008

AIM-juggling

The act of having multiple conversations at the same time on an instant messaging service, not necessarily AIM, e.g. MSN-juggling, ICQ-juggling, etc. It can also lead to a person's social downfall.

I was talking to Alexis the other day, and I could totally tell she was AIM-juggling me. What really gave it away was when she called me "Lance" and sent me a pic of her totally nekked.

by LoveZoo May 7, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.

I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.

by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015

Mouth Juggling

The act of one using their tongue to "juggle" testicles that are in their mouths.

"Dude, Sarah gives awesome head, you should've seen her mouth juggling skills!"

by Sarpa May 25, 2016