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Mike Jones

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
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Osmosis Jones

Osmosis Jones is perfect in every way no matter what anyone says
by The Hairy Fish February 27, 2020
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Verga Jones

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.
Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.
by VergaJones1 June 25, 2010
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Dead On Jones

When a person dies from a drug overdose.
Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
by LordBoy April 2, 2013
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Phil Jones

Phil Jones is Phil Jones
by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020
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Emily Jones

Emily Jones is the fourth oldest child in SM6 band. She is the drummer and backup vocalist. She is really hot, talented, smart, sweet, and amazing. She is definitely the main character of the family. Also, did I mention that she’s hot?
Random person: hey have you seen that one really hot girl from that family band?
Me: Indeed! That is Emily Jones, the hottest person to ever walk this earth.
by cinnamorolllover May 29, 2021
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Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.
Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring
by RoiceX June 23, 2020
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