Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.

I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper

by pumperfan September 27, 2012

Jon's Garage

A place to place one's penis.

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!

by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022

Jon-Pork

A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.

Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.

by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Im a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a pimp daddy Jon Jon

2) you look like a pimp daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018

Jon Upp

Jon Upp is a god among men. The greatest guitarist of all time. And such a genius he makes albert einstein look like a fourth grader who just crapped his pants

Dude, today i had a total Jon Upp moment, i cured cancer!

by monkeymanasseater12 October 15, 2009

Jon Schrope

a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.

Look! It's a Jon Schrope!, quick lets hide up on that bookshelf.

by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010