The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.
by pumperfan September 27, 2012
Get the Jon Pumpermug. The illest, sickest, most diseased (in a good way) kid in Idaho.
really hates the drummer from Give Us This Day
really hates the drummer from Give Us This Day
by Audrey Kitching. January 3, 2009
Get the Jon Newellmug. A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.
Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.
by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023
Get the Jon-Porkmug. by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018
Get the Pimp Daddy Jon Jonmug. by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018
Get the Pimp Daddy Jon Jonmug. a short little dude who is obviously a beast and gets all the ladies. He gets straight A's but still couldn't get you something off the top shelf. Ask him about anything, even say hi to him and he'll tear you to shreds because he's vicious. Overall you pretty much wanna have this guy on your side.
by urban dictionarier 123456789 November 11, 2010
Get the Jon Schropemug. Jon Upp is a god among men. The greatest guitarist of all time. And such a genius he makes albert einstein look like a fourth grader who just crapped his pants
by monkeymanasseater12 October 15, 2009
Get the Jon Uppmug.