Jo Bug

Experiencing a sudden lethargy that keeps you from moving.

Nah Bey Chee Bye! I can't get my arse off my seat. I think I caught a Jo Bug.

by santelamour September 29, 2010

Jo Johnson

Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him

Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson

Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance

Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson

Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*

by Maugh October 12, 2021

Audrina Jo

MY BEST FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. COOLEST PERSON EVER.THEY ARE SO COOL AND SCRUMDUMCHILEOUS. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL.

IS THAT THE HOTTIEST BITCH THEMSELVES? AUDRINA JO?🤤🤤

by Milflover666 June 25, 2021

Jo momma

Jo momma is a phase to insult your friends mum

Cool kid: hey whats ur mums name

Not cool kid:jo
Cool kid : JO MOMMAA

by Harvey mamma June 10, 2021

Dirty Jo

Fuck her from behind whilst pulling on a long silk scarf wrapped round her neck, in front of a mirror so she can see herself choke

Banged this bird last night she was a right dirty Jo

by Wab666 July 5, 2021

JO-Dream

You watched to Mitch JOJOS Bizarre adventure and had a dream about it

Bro last night I had a JO-Dream

by Kornaxus January 13, 2020

Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo, When a female has been giving her fella head in the car she then raised her head like a dinosaur from a scene from Jurassic Park, then claims to have lost a contact lens on the floor.

by Bluenose82 February 27, 2021