Joel

A white Teen with an Abnormally large dick

Girl : You know joel right?
Guy: yeah, what about him?
Girl:he has an 8 incher!
Guy: wow I wish my dick was as big as his!

by Lauren786 June 2, 2018

Joel Vincent

An amazing Indian kid who kicks ass at life and can hold his drinks unlike his white counterparts. Worshipped in many religions as the god of sexual desire or sexual activity. Also, a Joel Vincent kicks ass at everything. Joel Vincents get all the ladies.

Brock Baxter: Wow, look at that hot Indian kid, surely he must kick ass at life and be able to hold his drinks unlike me or my white friends.
Brock's Mom: I WANT THAT JOEL VINCENT!

by Brock Baxter March 9, 2005

Jobless Fuck

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.

Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*

by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009

Joel

Joel's are always very passionate people, they are the most caring of people. Joel's are very sexy and mysterious, they have a cool sense of style and are very smart! Joel's seem to be very funny people, and can always make you laugh. Joel's make the best boyfriends because when they love someone or something they poor out their heart and soul into them/it. Joel's can be stubborn though, making it hard for them to see other side's of the situation. But all in all, Joel's are a very special find and anyone that knows them is very lucky to be part of their life

girl: joel is such an incredible person
friend: i know, i wish there were more joel's in the world

by cheekybubba May 17, 2011

Jobblie-Dangos

A combination of the English term for boobies, 'Jobblies,' crossed with the Austrailian term for boobies, 'Dangos,' thus resulting in Jobblie-Dangos

Russel: Hey mate, look at the jobblie-dangos on that one!
Steven: Aye, those are the niciest pair of Jobblie-Dangos I've ever laid my eyes across.

by B. Sasquatch July 12, 2005

Joel Barlow High School

The fucking worst place in the world. Nobody likes anyone. Nothing happens. 1 or 2 fights per year. 10 non white kids per grade if you're lucky. Shitty ass walls that looks like someone painted it all pink, then shit and pissed on the whole thing.

Me: "I go to Joel Barlow High School."
Rest of Fairfield County: "Poor ass bitch."

by Fuck_Connecticut May 12, 2016

Joel

Joel is an adjective used largely in the Surrey/Hampshire area used to describe a person of God-like qualities or to decribe someone who has just done a God-like act.

To pull a Joel - To stop a lorry thats brakes have been cut

To BE a Joel - To have God-like characteristics in your persona.

by Joel Collett January 17, 2008