shut the fuck up jewelry

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008

family jewels

Male testicles.

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."

by x January 22, 2003

Jewel

Blond Bombshell

She's a Jewel!!

by boyCradle January 23, 2004

Jerelle

will always be hyper if you are hyper

I'm hyper, so where's Jerelle?

by Katie George January 13, 2008

jewel

Another word for a woman's clitoris.

-"Her fingers lightly tapped her jewel..."

by Lady of the Lampost April 3, 2005

Jewelz

That one Asian Chick from the french movie "Ces`car".

She is totally Hot, loves dogs, and will totally destroy your soul if you say otherwise.

a Jewelz is a very very very Sexy, lovable, adorable, badass, Cute, funny Girl. In addition to all that it's hard not to give the Amazingly exceptional girl hug.

Person 1: My girlfriend sucks, she hates dogs and stuff
Person 2: Sorry to hear that bro, I have a Jewelz
Person 1: Damn, your lucky
Person 2: Yeah I know

by JoeTheMovieWatcher May 16, 2012

Jewel Arms

The excess fatty skin on the tricept area. Shakeable and jiggly, with no muscle defintion.

"Dang, that girl has got some mean Jewel Arms."
"That girl needs to get a 'Shake Weight' for the Jewel Arms she's got on her."

by lilbeccaboo October 27, 2011