Jetta

A small, compact car that is for GIRLS ONLY. if a male is seen driving any type of jetta, he will immediately be called a douche, faggot, queer, of homosexual. If you are a male and you drive a jetta, do humanity a favor and get a new car.

"Was that a male in the driver's seat of that jetta?"

"Oh yeah. what a douchebag."

by yeeyeeyeeehyphy March 2, 2010

Jett Jacksoned

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.

That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.

by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005

Jetta

A small, family sedan built by German car manufacturer Volkswagen. Jettas are pretty nice, but tend to break down after a couple of years of driving. They are usually purchased by yuppies, homosexuals, and suburban tourists who have money, but not too much money. For this reason, people sometimes refer to the Jetta as the poor man's BMW.

Look at that douchebag driving his Jetta. Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, look he has a passenger, and it's another dude... surprise, surprise...

by cokemidget June 28, 2008

jettajet

(1) A retarted person who likes to insult others, but usualy get insulted themselves for being a retard.

(2) Likes to correct others grammar or punctuation in an online forum or blog, not realising that they are infact being made fun of.

Forum participant 1: My Mazda6 has the best tyres ever!
Forum participant 2: You fool! Here in America they are called Tires, not Tyres! Learn to spell!
Forum participant 1: No you jettajet retard, I am from England so we call them Tyres here. This forum is worldwide, jackass! Stupid jettajet.
Forum participant 3: Yes everyone hates a jettajet.

by Jason1981 September 8, 2008

jtty

In chat-speak it means "Just to tell you"

Girl 1: Hey whats up?
Girl 2: jtty I cant make it to the movies...=(
Girl 1: Ok no prob I know you are tote not just ditching me. . ..right?
Girl 2: yeah im not a bamf or anything

by Nattt! December 23, 2006

jett

jett is an absolute cock munch. dont worry, everyone loves him for some reason, so you probably wont see how shitty he really is :)

jett is the type of guy to smoke some stupid shit.

hes trustworthy, but lets everyone know you have a secret. it pisses everyone off.
BUT DONT WORRY! EVERYONE LOVES HIM BECAUSE HE HAS ISSUES!

oh yeah, hes got some ISSUES if ive ever seen them.

hes cool from a distance

if he start getting close to you
run.

oh god, hes coming. ABORT JETTS HERE SCREEE

by distinguishedtreetree August 26, 2018

JETT

jett is usually described as a human mcnugget that has a punchable baby face.

*in maccas

* opens a pack of mcnuggets six pack
"lol its jett"

by fattise March 3, 2019