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jellyfish jelly

might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol
by slick708 May 19, 2024
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Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.
Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂
by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019
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Jellyfish in the hot tub

Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub
Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night
by Dick tundo June 16, 2024
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Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.
" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024
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evil jellyfish

when you’re on your period and you feel a jellyfish like thing flop out of your vagina
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements and gait a person abusing opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines May exhibit.
Also
He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.
by NM-lfk May 27, 2018
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Jellyfish girl

A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.
The jellyfish girl is gonna be there tonight.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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