Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

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theos boyfriend 😐😐😐🏳️ 🌈

oh hey jaspers really attractive or whatever the fuck 🤯🤯🤯

yeah you might want to fuck off that’s the emo kids boyfriend 😕😕😕😕😕

by yesthisistheo November 20, 2021

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Aquinas Jasper

Aquinas Jasper, or AJ for short, is a great guy. He is musically talented and excellent with money. He’s an all around great guy!

Hey! Did you see Aquinas Jasper today? He’s so stylish!

by 12mmebuttafly November 25, 2021

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Jasper Cullen

My fictional boyfriend. He is taken. He is mine. He sparkles. He beautiful. <3

It’s jasper cullen

Ugh I can’t do this I’m dehydrated

by forsuresummer 🤍🤍 September 27, 2022

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Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.

Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022

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