Jackophile

Someone who is any or all of the following:
Gay for Captain Jack Sparrow
Obsessed with Jack
Completely obsessed with Jack
Is more than twice as old as Jack yet wants it … (Kraken)
Or is aroused by Jack the Monkey

"I can repeat every line Captain Jack has ever said and I've watched all three movies at least 100 times."

"...dude, that guy is a complete Jackophile."

by Skye Daemon March 22, 2009

Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.

Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16

by Bob Smith February 13, 2004

Jakob

Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.

"You smell like a total Jakob."

"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."

by poopadoopadoo December 7, 2011

Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011

jakoba

The best bro ever. some people want to be him, but he dosent let that get to his head.

Wish i could be like jakoba

by dododdo12 October 5, 2013

jakobee

Jakobee is a very dominant person who likes to be right& stands up for what he believes in. He’s tough when needed.

Jakobee is very outspoken and strong.

by Xy06 December 26, 2017