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Jake

The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game
by Kaboom man June 8, 2022
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Jake

Sexy boi, likes to pass the weed. Friends with mr steal yo girl. Oh my go, he vegan too, but likes meat. Has a friend named Blake who is not cool. He also has horrible YouTube content.
Jake is super cool
by IloveCaden November 6, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.
Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck
by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021
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Jake

jake has a big pp
by sexyballs69420 March 25, 2021
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Jake

by Definitions man January 26, 2020
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jake

the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa
“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
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