Jacob

He is one of the ugliest kids I know. He has a tiny penis, and never gets a girl. All thought he likes every girl at school, he’s always lonely.

Dude Jacob has a tiny ding dong

by Nolanpf June 22, 2019

Jacob

A stupid faggot

That person is such a Jacob

by jacobisweird October 18, 2018

Jacob

An amazing person. He is so kind, hilarious, has a dirty mind, and a beautiful heart. He loves hard when he is in love. He is a warrior. He is forgiving. He is loving. He is supportive. He will dig for you will all of his might if you are threatened. He will give the best hugs. Attractive, gorgeous eyes. Best laugh ever, but sometimes sounds scratchy when he is laughing super hard. Even then it's perfect. Sound. Down to earth. Hippie. Love to rock out. Edgy is his favorite style. He hates cats, and he has a bunch of freckles on his arms. He is unique, giving, and thankful. He is humble. He will treat a woman like a queen. One of the best men on Earth and you should never, ever let him go because you will never find another man quite like him.

Tiffany: HEY JACOB I miss you

I really appreciate you and how amazing you are

by Tiffs454 February 2, 2017

Jacob

This kid could gas the whole entire school if he wanted to. He lowkey looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron and he's sexy as hell.

That kid looks like Sheen... he's probably a Jacob

by Sheen Lover 69 April 25, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a ugly annoying man. He has to many stories and shitty friends. He’ll facetime you constantly just to get on your nerves. He has a small dick and a huge ego. Don’t be friends with a Jacob.

Ewww, run Jacobs coming.

by Jacobhater101 July 2, 2018

Jacob

Jacob. He is the most amazing peron you can meet. He makes you happy. He will love you unconditional. He might be a little over protective only because he loves you💕. Sometimes he would say things he wish he had never said but in the end he makes it all up with everthing you love. So if you Know someone Jacob. Keep him,he is something else with his smile its heart warming💕💕

Jacob, i love you for everthing you've done for me💕

by LoveIsStrong September 22, 2019

Jacob

A user and abuser. Doesn't care much about others feelings, only his own. Child molester and creep. Liar, cheater, sleaze, and a filthy animal. No loyalty to his friends or to anyone close to him. Super arrogant even though he's not all that special whatsoever.

On the news I saw this man who was wanted for raping multiple children. He's such a Jacob!

by Pussay May 9, 2016