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Joseph

Joseph is an amazing and beautiful character. He is kind and loving when you get to know him, but can sometimes seem too spooky if you don't.

He is a guy you can totally fall in love

with as if he has cast a spell upon you with his totally magical powers.

Halloween is when Joseph is in full bloom, being the life of the party (as ever) and serving the twists that y'all wanted day in and day out.

He sometimes doesn't know what he wants but you will always be there for him whenever he needs you. He makes you smile just at the thought of him and it makes you happy that you met him.

If only you could reverse time to when you were being a cold bitch towards him and stop any apprehension that he may have now.

You miss him whilst he is away for work and are planning to do so much exciting things with him once he returns. So many adventures that you can do together.

He is a top class witch and has somehow stolen your heart and then flown away in his broom with it.

Joseph is amazing, and you should always treasure him.
by StevieFuckingNicks August 25, 2019
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Joseph

He is shrek
“Omg it’s shrek”

When the word shrek is used it means Joseph
by Anonymous blah November 27, 2019
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Joseph

Joseph is incredibly annoying and is studying too much for the Ssat and making everyone angry. Joseph has an incredible sister named Grace and she is waaaay better than him. Joseph is rude and talks too much but Joseph sometimes shares his snacks.
Omg! My brother is a Joseph!

Did u see that Joseph today?
by That_was_fun January 9, 2020
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Joseph

The most annoying pice of shit in the entire universe

Like if Ur near him U wanna suicide constantly
-U shit dude U seen Joseph nearby

-Oh yeah fuck he's over there

-shit bro run I might kill my self if he gets too close
by Myblack February 14, 2020
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Joseph

Is a complete and utter prick.
by RobotechXVVI January 24, 2019
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Joseph

Joseph is one of the most tryhard kids you’ll ever meet. He goes tryhard the most in soccer, which makes no difference since he’s clearly horrible at it. He sends streaks with mirror pictures which is okay, but should stop. He also likes Barcelona, which isn’t a trash team, but mostly is. Messi is a great soccer player, but Ronaldo is superior in many shapes and forms.
LOOK IT’S JOSEPH. HE’S HANGING OUT WITH NOAH ALLMOND AND PLAYING SOCCER. wHat a sUrpRisE
by itsjesuschrist569 May 1, 2019
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Joseph

The name of a man who ends up ruining your life.
Patricia: I’m sorry that person put you through all that pain, that must me a Joseph.
by AAron_pleasehelpme October 20, 2019
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