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Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.
Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah
Big Dick Jonah by hannahavana November 1, 2020

Papa Jonas 

The sexiest creeper slash Dadager of the Jonas Brothers...he is everywhere. He has a sexy mole that seems to get bigger as the boys get more popular. He is watching you at a concert near you.
Papa Jonas asked me to touch his body all over!
Papa Jonas by papacreepz August 24, 2008
A Jonathan is very amazing and one of a kind. He is sometimes forgetful but he makes up for it. If you get this type of Jonathan you would be considered lucky. Jonathan's love has no ending and to him, you in his eyes are never wrong. He has a strong love for video games, dogs and Mustangs. When he has children he will love them always with lots of patience. A Jonathan is one individual that you want by your side forever. Once you fall for him, there is no turning back. This type is suited for Virgos. Together they will be for eternity.
Look at that Jonathan!!! He's such a great boyfriend/fiance!!
Jonathan is an awesome daddy!
Jonathan can play his PS3 all day!
You can tell how much Jonathan loves his Virgo....
Jonathan by taradactyl June 12, 2012

Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin
he cool
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He just cool
jonah
Jonah by Theeviltoenail May 23, 2019
A beautiful girl with brown hair often is the most loyal to the things she loves very happy and cheerful
Get you a jonalynn !!
jonalynn by Cookiesman December 21, 2016