Jamie

Basically it’s that scrawny lanky ginger kid from like year 7 or something that no matter what you’re doing, or where you are he’ll think your talking about him, insulting him or dating his mum and dads name. Also whenever he loses at something no matter what it is he tries to make up a fucking excuse so it doesn’t look like he’s a complete failure. Oh and if you beat him at anything that he asked you to do or take part in he’ll change the rules so it looks like he didn’t lose.

Lucas: OMG Kieran I watched this anime hentai stuff yesterday it was like so good.”
Kieran: OMG Lucas sounds so good show me NOW.”
Jamie: *Walks over to them*
“OI WHAT U SAYING WHY U TALKING ABOUT MY DAD FOR IM GONNA FUCKING CALL THE FBI AND IM GONNA SWAT YOURSELF YOU CHEATER YOU BETTER BE SCARED AND IM GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR SHITTY HOUSE YOU SHITTY CUNT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IN YOUR SLEEP IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR EMPTY SKULL WITH MY BARE FOOT.”

Note, Jamie is extremely capable of doing absolutely nothing he mentioned there. He’s the type of person that will break his back after you pat his shoulder.

by YouDon’tNeedToKnow October 23, 2018

Jamie

A young weirdo with no life and likes snapchat who is afraid for anyone to touch her phone

Hey Jamie can i use your phone " f off

by carl_62648 October 26, 2018

Jamie

some weirdo with no life that likes snapchat and afraid if some one takes her phone

Hey Jamie can i use your phone " f off"

by carl_62648 October 26, 2018

Jamie

A person that is very bad at football and loves someone that is hated the most.

Why You're really Jamie?
Because I love Jake paul.

by Harvet January 3, 2019

Jamie

His bones are not officially strong they can be easily broken by anyon.

You should never hangout with Jamie's

by Sa em March 4, 2017

Jamie

Super hot sexy male who gets lots of bj's

And is a loyal friend

Omg your so got Jamie let me play with you

by Jamiesupermonster January 10, 2017

Jamie

Jamie is a typical gender nuteral name, people with the name Jamie are normally brutally honest and people just assume they are bitchy, nicknames for Jamie include, gaymie, jam (pronounced like jame), and jam jam (pronounce like jam as in jam on toast)

“Jamie is such a Sagittarius”

by Uselesslesbisn July 11, 2018