Meal Guy

the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it

omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy

by God'sServant October 25, 2017

meals on wheels

The act of doing 69 when one of the participants is confined to a wheel chair.

I met this hot paraplegic and we had some meals on wheels, needless to say I woke up with a bad taste in my mouth.

by WeipingLim August 14, 2007

Ethiopian Meal

When the meal has no food, or nothing edible causing you to starve.

John: How was dinner with her parents?
Sam: It was terrible, we ate an Ethiopian Meal then they talked.

by The Wiggles Stooge March 17, 2012

Large Meal

Fast food terminology;

America: Giant burger, a bucket of fries and a gallon of Cola (with refills).
Europe: Large burger, a sachet of fries and a litre of Cola (without refills).

Now do you understand, America?

by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005

nappy meal

when you buy a 24 piece chicken and a 40oz of colt 45

Michael Potter decided to buy a nappy meal after school.

by hotmilk69 January 8, 2010

meal deal

The sexual act of making a cream pie in someone’s anus then eating it out usually followed by a strong drink. It is named after the supermarket deal also called a meal deal in which you buy a main, a snack and a drink for a low price. In the sexual act, the cream pie is the main, the potential shit from the arse is the snack and the drink afterwards is the drink.

Person 1- hey want to go get a meal deal?
Person 2(person 1s SO) -ok

Person 1- Tesco or co-op?
Person 2- neither *gives person 1 a meal deal*

by Throwaway handle May 7, 2018

Monu-meal

Taking photos of yourself seemingly eating a national/world monument and posting it on the internet.

John produced a monu-meal when he opened wide and the camera angled itself so that it made him look like he was eating the Golden Gate Bridge.

by Na-goo-when August 3, 2011