River Forest,Illinois 

Affluent neighborhood west of Chicago in the Chicagoland area. Large estately homes and manors paint the streets. People are affluent but relatively friendly. Posh is the rule here. Often over-looked as being a jewel of the Chicagoland area. Doctors,Lawyers,professionals and Entertainers and Atheletes use this town as a secret hideaway. Once home to some of history's greatest mobsters. The town has some of the most goregous and beautiful mansions and homes. Designer clothing is common here. BMWs are considered to be a "Low-Key" car and a everyday driver. Lamborghinis and Ferraris are common and Bentleys are seen daily. Mercedes Benz C-class is considered a car for a teenager only!!! The brat factor is live and well here but coverted "Brat-ism" is a resident here as it is not "Posh" to be a outwardly obvious "spoiled brat" Not uncommon for boys to wear Louis vuitton Bookbags and carry 1,500 dollar duffle bags around. Many girls have over 15 pairs of Red bottoms. Its a secret mecca away from the so "watched" neighborhoods. Its a town of obvious wealth that doesn't need to be consistantly promoted. Snobbery isnt king here so you wont find racism against race but rather against economic classes. Social status matters here along with economic status.

Biff:Look at that young black kid driving the new Bentley GTC Supersports.

Andy: Dude, of course that's pretty common he lives in River Forest,Illinois

River Forest,Illinois by brendionton September 21, 2011

dekalb illinois 

town 60 miles outside chicago. urban feeling to it kinda, but weird because its surrounded by corn. the place where barb wire was invented. cindy crawford is from dekalb. used to be a nice town, but is starting to become run down and crappy. place where criminals out number the cops. just sucks now and to much crime, but always will be home

person 1: so hows dekalb illinois?

person 2: sucks, but the same as usual

person 1: thats cool, so whats new?

person 2: well the tires on my car got stolen, both the of stores
got robbed, there were 2 shootings over the
weekend, and my neighbor came to the apartments
drunk and screaming last night. and its just boring

dekalb illinois by mr. sun or mr. green March 25, 2009

ILLINOIS

pronounced (Ill-i-noise) is the gay capital of the united states. on average 1 out of every 1 residents are homosexual. also the state hosts the embarrassment of the big 10 conference u of i... they suck at all sports, most notably basketball at which they have never won a national championship. anyone illinoisian who is currently poisoning another state should be rounded up and returned to the destitute land that is illinois.

"dude, i have to pee"
"not untill we get through Illinois... you dont wanna get raped in the rest stop"

ILLINOIS by uofisucksthebigone January 10, 2012

Illinoisan 

A northern Illinois resident, typically from the Chicago area, who is both mentally ILL and Annoyin'... A liberal or a democrat from any part of Illinois.

The Illinoisan wouldn't stop crying about how they are offended by EVERY-DAMN-THING.

Illinoisan by Morgadeth January 23, 2019

Illinois

The 21st state in America,Known for it's farming industry Illinois also has alot of national parks the most well known of these parks is Starved Rock Located in La Salle county. Ottawa Illinois is where the Lincoln Douglass debate happened on August 21st 1858. Chicago is Illinois biggest city at 234 mi² and is famous for

Chicago style pizza and the Navy Pier. Illinois capital is Springfield is know for the Simpsons and Lincoln.

Betty:I live in Illinois.
Todd:We don't freaking care Betty!

Illinois by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

University of Illinois 

a crappy team with no heart that relies on pure luck and paying the refs to call the game for them. Runners up to UNC a couple of year ago but got there by many cheap fouls which were never called in the arizona regional final game. Home of loud cocky fans who don't know when theyve lost or cheated and home of wannabe basketball players who can't play for shit.

University of Illinois paid the refs to let them beat Arizona, even after fouling channing frye.

University of Illinois by Lute Olson December 6, 2006

dawson illinois 

the sweetest farm town in the great state of Illinois. Roughly six streets, three street lights, a stop sign, six dogs, and one sheep. Population of roughly 500, the skyline is dominated by both the local water tower and the grain bins. Home to PJ's bar known for miles......one sick town

dawson illinois is sick

dawson illinois by R Dizzle #9 October 5, 2007