Israeled

When someone steals something, says that they can share it, then permanently takes it.And when you try to get it back, they kill you.

"Man, you can't believe what happened to me at the restaraunt today.A random person stole my seat then hit me with a glass when I tried to get it back. "Bro, you just got israeled" "Frrr"

by Middy Giddy February 1, 2024

Israeled

To be Israeled is to let someone borrow something you own for a short amount of time but they then claim it for their own and when you try to take it back they kill you.

“The man Israeled John’s hat and would not give it back”

by Intergalactic Word Guy January 4, 2024

Israel

To Israel something is to steal it with confidence, defend it with passion, and act shocked when anyone calls you out.
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™

"He walked into the club like he owned it. Didn’t pay cover, took over the aux, and kicked out the DJ. Full Israel mode."

by israeled22 August 24, 2025

Israel cube

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.

"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."

by US-IL February 17, 2025

Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.

Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

israel

takes countries and islands for itself and occupies palestine and doesnt give and acts innocent by defending itself.

countries are israel

by headhunter0993 January 14, 2024

Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result

Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"

by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025