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Law of H

The Law of H states that the girl who you are most interested in will make out with someone else at a bar/club/drinking establishment in the near future.
Like Seriously??? Did you see Britney making out with that random guy? Law of H man, I'm telling you!
by Girls_suck22 October 8, 2011
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Slam Law

A contract that binds two individuals to have sex at least one more time in the future.
My husband cheated on me with his ex girlfriend from college and I tried arguing the case in court but unfortunately he was bound by Slam Law.
by Captain Gnarly July 21, 2011
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Gibson's Law

Variant of Godwin's Law, popular in Scotland.

In discussions concerning the Scottish independence debate, whomever mentions Braveheart, Bannockburn or William Wallace first automatically loses the argument.

Named for Australian actor/director Mel Gibson who starred in the 1997 film, Braveheart, about Scottish folk hero, William Wallace.
"I'm voting 'Yes' in the referendum."
"Most people who do so are swayed by sentimentality, and memories of Wallace and Bannockburn."
"Gibson's Law. You lose."
by Hayter May 24, 2014
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dat law

A gettological phrase said from one brotha to anotha brotha who spittin facts so hard they begin to resemble legislation.
Brotha: “Bruhhhh , I ain’t need no hoe... But I sure could use a pair of trusty pliers to trim that darn hedge in my front yard.”

Anotha: “Dat law.”
by Gettological Scholar July 8, 2021
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Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
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capo's law

the lesser-known law of physics which states that whenever a capo is required, (for use in changing keys on a guitar) said capo is no where to be found.
"let me just grab my capo... damn! it's always missing!"
"capo's law!"
by LeahHello April 8, 2009
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Blake's law

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."
Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.
by Shattubatu May 5, 2012
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