Idaho

A place located in the west, this state has pretty much nothing to offer. If you want fun stuff to do, move to Cascade or boundary county, or just move to Ada county. Literally this place is the only state in the US where crimes basically do not exist, other than graffiti. Shaped like a gun and full of guns, if you tried to cause someone else's death, you should think twice. Also, the kids there are the most retarded ones you'll find anywhere on planet Earth. The scenery is beautiful. Go to Bitch lake and enjoy the waters. Camp on Sugarloaf island located at lake Cascade. This place is conservative as fuck. That is pretty much it.

"Hey, I am moving to Idaho, mom!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"

by Boys of the west May 14, 2022

Lewiston Idaho

Stinks like you would not believe , charming little city with low crime and drug rates even though the locals would argue its horrible here its not too bad compared to an actual sizable city . Besides the smell and high STI rates of course ,

Ive got to go to stank ass Lewiston Idaho today for a second.

by J0$h82188 October 29, 2021

Soda springs idaho

A shitty town with shitty people who only care about themselves and are very ignorent twords me

I come from soda springs Idaho

by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021

star idaho

piece of shit place with wanna be alt girls, rich kids, rednecks, and wanna be ghetto kids that all smoke weed and no nothing with their lives. creepy ass old men and shit people. you will see trump 2020 where ever you go.

rando- “hey man where you from?”

kid- “star idaho, i wanna die!”

by bitchass392 September 3, 2021

Shelley Idaho

If you like hillbilly Mormons, this is your town!
Filled to the brim with judgement and the smell of cow crap with hints of teen pregnancy and home grown weed. Where you can find a potato as the high school mascot and the secretaries at the school are all sleeping with the coaches. The local average age is 72.

Visitors welcome just make sure you’re willing to change everything about yourself to fit in. If you ain’t Mormon- you will be or else.

Shelley Idaho is the last place you should visit ever!

by Disgruntled & Trapped November 21, 2024

End of Idaho predator

A creepy greasy stinky fat man that probably lives close to the end of street that most likely is named idaho in dungeon under ground. He lures his prey with the same old sick tricks and treats and false promises. A fake personality until he gets you fooled to follow him into his dungeon where he traps you and then shows you his true intentions, that perverse sick yucky pathetic. Heada- Seth -chedda- man child -milla

That END OF IDAHO PREDATOR is at it again, Seth leave them alone...

by Blonde maclak January 4, 2025

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025