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IED

Internet Expert Douchebag

a person or persons who transcribe text to depict themselves as having superior knowledge on a subject than anyone else.

Very common in sporting topics for complete nobodies to claim to have more inside and expert knowledge/advice than the coaches and athletes themselves.

They typically are quick to attack others who disagree with their opinions by claiming that person to be uneducated on the topic or matter of discussion.

They need to die.
person 1 - "the team shouldn't trade him. He is an valuable asset and the team has the funds to retain him. He is the reason they win. All the so called fans that hate on him clearly know nothing about the game and shouldn't jump ship so easily"

person 2 - "I disagree his stats clearly show he wasn't that great plus he spat on an official. Its good they got rid of him"

person 1 - "you clearly no nothing and need to actually watch a game. So uneducated"

person 2 - "lookout! IED detected"
by mikedee23 January 1, 2014
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a famous runescape pker with 60 attack and 99 strength. he belongs to the clan mayhem makers
... i spiili i -.- i don't know if an example exists for such a definition :/
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Saw you today ❤️❤️❤️
Buddy left early, but I looked through a window!!!
I love you!!!
Someone wanted me to tell you 😊 thank you..
Do you know who?
I will give you some time to think 🤔
You know there is music playing in my head…

So play jeopardy music…. Do do do do do do do do do do….
The squirrel 🐿️

You let him cross the road ❤️
Love you… and have a great day 😘
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I love you!!!

That will never change… ever!
I don’t understand why we are here and not happy land,
But I forgive you…
You do what you need to for you to live your happiest life!!
That has always been what I wanted… for you to be happy!!

I mean this with sincerity!
Of course, I want to be by your side… but if that doesn’t happen, I understand… I won’t even send the yelping cats to your door.

Love you always!
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Their six thirty two is beautiful ❤️
Although my two sixty three sounds like more fun:)
Animal noises, loving on you…
A dream come true!!!!
I love you!!!!
I do wish I could tell you❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 12, 2023
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I will have the gnome❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 13, 2023
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This morning as you wake…
Know I am here
Wishing you a glorious day
My words today you may not hear….
But know, my love is always near…
With you it will always be…
by Just a girl with 💔 October 16, 2023
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