Hypocrite

A hypocrite is an organism which points out something that it assumes doesn’t go with what is correct, yet has done such an action in the past which was of the same reason he hated the other organism for doing so

“Isaiah is a damn, blatant hypocrite, I mean, he liked his own posts, but points out someone who likes their posts? What a hypocrite

by TheC00lBlue July 1, 2018

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Hypocrite!

Milo... That is the EXACT DEFINITON

Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!

Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018

Hypocrite

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.

Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.

by thia_lynd May 7, 2018

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)

Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.

by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022

hypocrite

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.

Hypocrite: You play (Game)? 5 year old...
Later
Hypocrite: I'm gonna go play some (Game).

by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017